Monday, July 23, 2007

A possible preview of Election '08

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Is America ready?


12 "Insiders" spoke their mind. Join in...:

KC said...

Well, Dre. Technically, YOU'RE not ready yet since you have to be at least 35 to be prez. But I'd still vote for you.

HeiressChild said...

i think with the leadership america has already experienced, and with the present leadership we have now, we're ready for anything, and can deal with it too. i'd be a part of your campaign, but you need to decide soon since you've signed up to help obama. keep me posted.

which one of you is going for president, and which one for vice-prez?

Andre said...

@ KC: Dude, our current president reads at a sixth grade level. If he can win two terms, I think I'll have a pretty good chance. :)

@ Sylvia: I only infiltrated the Obama camp to learn some of the ins and outs of campaigning. I plan to steal his secrets and launch my own campaign; Hippie being my running mate.


*Cue the thunder and lightning*

Now that my sinister plans have been revealed, I should tell you that I've got a place for you in my cabinet if you wanna get down...

HeiressChild said...

i'm down with that. keep me posted.

(same sinister laugh)
(and disappears)

natasha said...

Knowing how much you claim to dislike both Democrats and Republicans, coupled with a guy called the Hippie Conservative, can I assume you're running under the Independent party? LOL

The H.C. said...

Hey Dre,
Imagine my suprise when I found out I was running. My campaign managers are supposed to keep me posted. Oh well, At least I'm V.P. for the best guy in the race. Thanks by the way for making me V.P.instead of President, Chris Rock said a white guy President with a Black V.P. would be assassinated before the first year was through. Yikes! I'm a little concerned about the "Mu-wu-ha-ha-ha-ha's" What is it exactly we're going to do if elected? Does it include " One Billion Dollars"? Also, Can I steal that cool-looking logo you created?, And can I be in charge of getting rid of stupid laws.

Andre said...

@ Heiress: I promise to give you a position befitting of your skills and qualifications. I assure you, it won't be the Secretary of Liason Affairs. But if you have any girlfriends...

@ Natasha: I don't know how to describe H.C.'s and my platform. I can't stand most Dems or Republicans, while the ever-confused 'Hippie Conservative' plays John Ashcroft's "Let the Eagles Soar" on his acoustic guitar. Sometimes I can't make sense out of him.

@ HC: Oops. I'm sorry. I didn't see you in the room. *snickers*

Oh yeah; sorry. I was meaning to tell you about our last second push for the White House. We'll figure our agenda out later. Right now, we just need to concentrate on smearing everybody else's work, which is what we do on our blogs anyway.

The H.C. said...

Hey Dre,
I just want to know, "How long before the lobbyists start shoveling money our way?" This could be our "The Mouse That Roared".

Greeneyes said...

O . M . G .!!!

Andre said...

@ HC: Between the money from my wealthy family (*snicker*) and what people will pay me to go away, I think we'll make a killing. Obama's fundraising will have nothing on ours. No doubt.

@ Greeny: Wha? Why the suprise?! I mean you of all people predicted my political emergence.

It might suprise you even more to know that I planned on adding you to my cabinet as well. I'd say...Foreign Relations. After all, when's the last time Canada ever had an enemy?

J. Alex said...

Since you're passing out positions left and right, let me remind you that I've been a reader of your blog for a while now. I should be compensated justly.

Greeneyes said...

Andre~ My Greeneyed HUNKY KING!

I accept!

I think you will thrive in the political arena in any form.:0)