I just got the coolest email from my dear friend Peter Wong. Apparently, it's one of many:
I am Mr. Peter Wong I work with Hang Seng Bank Hong Kong, Executive Director and i have this transaction proposal of $44.5million USD for you. Should you be intarested I will prefer you send me your 1,FULL NAME. 2,COMPLETE HOME ADRESS. 3,OCCUPATION. 4,PHONE NUMBER.
Below is my email account you can reach me with. E-mail:email@example.com Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated. I await your response.
MR Peter Wong.
Yeaaaaah, buddy. I'm finally about to get that payday I've been waiting for all this time! And to think, all I need to do is disclose all my personal information to some fictitious dude in Nigeria.
Anybody else wanna get down?