My 2006 predictions

Here are my predictions for 2006:

• Despite the moronic Republicans in the Congress, Democrats will lose the midterm elections.
• The country will experience another whopper of a hurricane season.
• Saddam Hussein will continue to be confused with Osama bin Laden.
• There will be another physical altercation at the Source Awards.
• The Bush Administration will start bringing a few troops home just before election time.
• GM will file for bankruptcy.
• The unlawful NSA spying scandal will occupy the media for another month, then fade away.
• Michigan will win a BCS bowl game.
• Katie Holmes will have a nervous breakdown and go back home to live with her parents. Shortly after that, Brittany Spears and Kevin what’s-his-name will break up. Boo hoo hoo...
• Gas prices will rise above $3 per gallon.
• Nip Tuck will be cancelled after its fourth season.
• The GOP leadership will be remain clueless.
• Somebody I know will either get engaged or file for divorce.
• Howard Dean will say something stupid.
• BET will continue to be culturally degrading to black folks.
• New Orleans will continue to be inadequately rebuilt.
• The Detroit Pistons will avenge their 2005 Finals lost to San Antonio and win it all 4-2.
• MTV will have an episode of Punk’d where the President is told that Osama bin Laden has been found.

What are yours?