Dub-uu-ya is coming to town...

"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good; so be good, for goodness sake!"

Apparently, Santa Claus was George Dubya all along.

This actually makes a whole lot of sense now that I think about it. I mean, since this whole Patriot Act thing came up, the Feds have had mad access to literally anybody they wanted. Now that Patriot Act, the extension is in the works, this invasion of privacy continues...

But as it appears, the American public hasn't been all that upset by this intrusion. In fact, Bush's approval rating has increased to almost 50%; almost 10 points higher than before the Patriot Act was extended. I guess that Americans would gladly hand their rights to privacy over to Dubya.

After all, this is the season for giving...

- ACL